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    <h1>Mango and Molasses Habanero Hot Sauce</h1>
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<a href="#sec1">A Warning From the Future</a>
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<a href="#sec2">Ingredients</a>
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<a href="#sec3">Common</a>
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<a href="#sec4">Super Hot</a>
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<a href="#sec5">Edible and Tasty</a>
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<a href="#sec6">Directions</a>
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<a href="#sec7">Dear God Why</a>
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<a href="#sec8">A Justification for the Mild Variant</a>
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<h2><a name="sec1" id="sec1"></a>
A Warning From the Future</h2>

<p class="first">I made this recipe very, very long ago. I didn't calculate the correct
amount of vinegar needed to make it shelf stable, so it probably
isn't. Reader beware.</p>

<p>I'll probably update this in Fall 2020 as I'll have a garden again for
the first time in a few years, and should be making some hot sauce
with the hot peppers left at the end of the season.</p>


<h2><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
Ingredients</h2>

<h3><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
Common</h3>

<ul>
<li>1 Extra Large Mango (or 2 medium)</li>
<li>1/3 cup apple cider vinegar</li>
<li>3 tbsp molasses</li>
<li>1 1/2 tbsp cumin</li>
<li>1 tsp sea salt</li>
<li>1 tbsp paprika</li>
</ul>


<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
Super Hot</h3>

<ul>
<li>15ish Fresh Habaneros

<ul>
<li>Do not deseed</li>
</ul></li>
<li>1 tbsp cayenne pepper</li>
</ul>


<h3><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
Edible and Tasty</h3>

<ul>
<li>7 or 8 fresh habaneros

<ul>
<li>Deseed and remove the inner flesh</li>
</ul></li>
<li>Equivalent mass of fresh red bell pepper (<a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20130527144021/http://www.ochef.com/158.htm">roasted</a>)</li>
</ul>


<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
Directions</h2>

<ol>
<li>Put on gloves and perhaps a respirator and goggles to avoid <em>death
by capsaicin</em></li>
<li>Peel and pit the Mango (naturally)</li>
<li>Place everything into a food processor</li>
<li>Whir about until it turns into some kind of paste (60ish seconds
seems fine)</li>
<li>Transfer to a pan, cover, and simmer for around five minutes</li>
<li>Store in a jar and refrigerate</li>
<li>Destroy your tastebuds</li>
</ol>


<h2><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
Dear God Why</h2>

<p class="first">The year was 2010. The season was summer. The location a pot garden. A
bell pepper seedling died a few weeks into the growing season owing to
being weak or perhaps poorly taken care of. To avoid wasting the soil
and pot a package of habanero seedlings was procured; one was to be
planted and the other two given away, but no one came through on their
offer to adopt the plants. Thus the garden ended up with three
habanero plants. It is a little known fact that habaneros produce
ridiculous numbers of peppers, and so something had to be done with
them after the family grew sick of spicy foods every night.</p>

<h3><a name="sec8" id="sec8"></a>
A Justification for the Mild Variant</h3>

<p class="first">The initial super hot sauce proved to be tasty for a moment and then
overwhelmingly hot. Now, don't get me wrong, I like incredibly spicy
things, but the initial flavor of the sauce was rather nice and it
seemed a shame to have it destroyed by the habanero. With the
replacement of some habanero by a sweet pepper the flavors come into
balance, and the sauce becomes a rather nice adjunct to things like
chili or black bean burritos.</p>


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011c040f	18	<h1>Mango and Molasses Habanero Hot Sauce</h1>
99298d8a	19	<div class="contents">
	20	<dl>
	21	<dt>
98266870 CE	22	<a href="#sec1">A Warning From the Future</a>
	23	</dt>
	24	<dt>
	25	<a href="#sec2">Ingredients</a>
99298d8a	26	</dt>
011c040f	27	<dd>
	28	<dl>
	29	<dt>
98266870	30	<a href="#sec3">Common</a>
011c040f	31	</dt>
99298d8a	32	<dt>
98266870	33	<a href="#sec4">Super Hot</a>
99298d8a	34	</dt>
99298d8a	35	<dt>
98266870	36	<a href="#sec5">Edible and Tasty</a>
99298d8a	37	</dt>
99298d8a	38	</dl>
011c040f	39	</dd>
011c040f	40	<dt>
98266870	41	<a href="#sec6">Directions</a>
011c040f	42	</dt>
011c040f	43	<dt>
98266870	44	<a href="#sec7">Dear God Why</a>
011c040f	45	</dt>
	46	<dd>
	47	<dl>
	48	<dt>
98266870	49	<a href="#sec8">A Justification for the Mild Variant</a>
011c040f	50	</dt>
	51	</dl>
	52	</dd>
	53	</dl>
99298d8a	54	</div>
	55
	56
11f9bd69 CE	57	<!-- Page published by Emacs Muse begins here -->
11f9bd69 CE	58	<h2><a name="sec1" id="sec1"></a>
98266870 CE	59	A Warning From the Future</h2>
	60
	61	<p class="first">I made this recipe very, very long ago. I didn't calculate the correct
	62	amount of vinegar needed to make it shelf stable, so it probably
	63	isn't. Reader beware.</p>
	64
	65	<p>I'll probably update this in Fall 2020 as I'll have a garden again for
	66	the first time in a few years, and should be making some hot sauce
	67	with the hot peppers left at the end of the season.</p>
	68
	69
	70	<h2><a name="sec2" id="sec2"></a>
99298d8a	71	Ingredients</h2>
99298d8a	72
98266870	73	<h3><a name="sec3" id="sec3"></a>
011c040f	74	Common</h3>
011c040f	75
99298d8a	76	<ul>
011c040f	77	<li>1 Extra Large Mango (or 2 medium)</li>
011c040f	78	<li>1/3 cup apple cider vinegar</li>
99298d8a	79	<li>3 tbsp molasses</li>
011c040f	80	<li>1 1/2 tbsp cumin</li>
98266870	81	<li>1 tsp sea salt</li>
99298d8a	82	<li>1 tbsp paprika</li>
	83	</ul>
	84
	85
98266870	86	<h3><a name="sec4" id="sec4"></a>
011c040f	87	Super Hot</h3>
	88
	89	<ul>
	90	<li>15ish Fresh Habaneros
	91
	92	<ul>
	93	<li>Do not deseed</li>
	94	</ul></li>
	95	<li>1 tbsp cayenne pepper</li>
	96	</ul>
	97
	98
98266870	99	<h3><a name="sec5" id="sec5"></a>
011c040f	100	Edible and Tasty</h3>
	101
	102	<ul>
	103	<li>7 or 8 fresh habaneros
	104
	105	<ul>
	106	<li>Deseed and remove the inner flesh</li>
	107	</ul></li>
3c59982c	108	<li>Equivalent mass of fresh red bell pepper (<a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20130527144021/http://www.ochef.com/158.htm">roasted</a>)</li>
011c040f	109	</ul>
	110
	111
	112
98266870	113	<h2><a name="sec6" id="sec6"></a>
99298d8a	114	Directions</h2>
	115
	116	<ol>
	117	<li>Put on gloves and perhaps a respirator and goggles to avoid <em>death
	118	by capsaicin</em></li>
	119	<li>Peel and pit the Mango (naturally)</li>
	120	<li>Place everything into a food processor</li>
	121	<li>Whir about until it turns into some kind of paste (60ish seconds
	122	seems fine)</li>
	123	<li>Transfer to a pan, cover, and simmer for around five minutes</li>
	124	<li>Store in a jar and refrigerate</li>
	125	<li>Destroy your tastebuds</li>
	126	</ol>
	127
	128
98266870	129	<h2><a name="sec7" id="sec7"></a>
99298d8a	130	Dear God Why</h2>
	131
	132	<p class="first">The year was 2010. The season was summer. The location a pot garden. A
	133	bell pepper seedling died a few weeks into the growing season owing to
	134	being weak or perhaps poorly taken care of. To avoid wasting the soil
	135	and pot a package of habanero seedlings was procured; one was to be
	136	planted and the other two given away, but no one came through on their
	137	offer to adopt the plants. Thus the garden ended up with three
	138	habanero plants. It is a little known fact that habaneros produce
	139	ridiculous numbers of peppers, and so something had to be done with
	140	them after the family grew sick of spicy foods every night.</p>
	141
98266870	142	<h3><a name="sec8" id="sec8"></a>
011c040f	143	A Justification for the Mild Variant</h3>
	144
	145	<p class="first">The initial super hot sauce proved to be tasty for a moment and then
	146	overwhelmingly hot. Now, don't get me wrong, I like incredibly spicy
	147	things, but the initial flavor of the sauce was rather nice and it
	148	seemed a shame to have it destroyed by the habanero. With the
	149	replacement of some habanero by a sweet pepper the flavors come into
	150	balance, and the sauce becomes a rather nice adjunct to things like
	151	chili or black bean burritos.</p>
	152
	153
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	184	<Sonarman> brb latte
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